Panama City Beach is a beach town with a split personality. Which personality you'll encounter depends on your age and the time of year.

Scenario #1: Spring Break (February - April)

You wake up in a strange room surrounded by people whose faces you don't recognize. Before you can process this information, you notice two things: your head hurts from all the partying the night before, and your back hurts in those spots you missed with the suntan lotion. Ouch.